Roadkill

Petaling Jaya: An accident of an unfortunate nature occurred here on Saturday. It appears that a 1 year-old boy lost control of his vehicle, crashed and toppled over crushing an innocent passerby. The boy came out of the accident unharmed, but the same cannot be said for the victim of this terrible accident.

The boy, who refused to be named (he actually stared blankly at me when I asked for his name and then crawled away), had just gotten his new ride not too long ago and was just learning how to maneuver it.

It is known that the victim has been a long time resident of this area and often played (be flung around/bitten/subjected to lots of saliva) with the boy. The victim is believed to have survived after the accident.